The Touhou RPG

Nedus is found walking with another woman. His arms wrapped around her "Your body, its so perfect Lucy. Your the perfect woman!"

Lucy giggles "Oh Rick!!"

'Still, I feel like I've been taking advantage of how nice you are.'

It was quite a difficult fight, Alex barely managed to defeat Yukari. But it was done.

...... I think that was the first time I managed to beat her.

Remilia nods.

Then rest easy in knowing that we can spend our lives together.

Yukari grabs Nedus's shoulder.

Honey! IM GOING TO FUCKING MURDER YOU

I like treating others with hospitality.

Keine says with a smile.

Oh my! You actually managed to win!

Marisa wraps her arms around Remilia, smiling softly.

Lucy is confuse

Nedus covers his face

"...Rick?"

"Daaaammmnn, She is perfect Yukari! I cant loose this one!!"

The Demon appears and holds a Shotgun to Yukari, he coughs a little. Implying she should use that.

'Well I certainly appreciate it.'

Alex smiled.

Yep! I don't know how I managed it, but I did.

Remilia hugs Marisa, glad to have something like this.

Nyeheheh...Thanks.

Yukari shoots Lucy in the leg.

Well, Im glad your satisfied.

Amazing!

Marisa leaps up into Remilia's arms.

No problem, I hate cheaters as much as you do. (Now I'll be honest, that's a bit of myself sneaking into there, but considering my characters tend to reflect a part of myself...)

Aurora smiled.

'Now, I should probably sit down before I fall over from the pain.'

With that, Aurora made her way to an area to sit down.

Heh, thanks.

Remilia smiled and held Marisa up rather easily with her Vampiric strength.

Lucy screams "RICK!!"

"...Ahh Hell, you ruin it! Scanvendgre expects a Thin, Yound and beautiful woman! ...Do you think He'll still accept her?"

Lacy bleeds, A lot

Yukari pauses.

...What.

Keine steps into her kitchen.

Ran smiles.

Your welcome!

Marisa looks at Remilia and smiles seductivly.

"What? Scandvendgre is a picky eater"

...Just...Get Segma to do this!!

Keine eventually finishes cooking something, she serves the food on a table.

Of course it would be more impressive if you could do that in real life.

Marisa nods.

I also have a suprise for bed too!

....... Okay, this was weird.

The Demon fades again.

Aurora stands and steps over at a slow pace, probably struggling with the freshly patched injuries.... Speaking of which, it's a good thing there weren't many Youkai in the Human Village, "attracting the Sharks" comes to mind.

Haha..... Yeah... The chances of that happening would be zero. I'd have better luck against a Deathclaw.

Remilia took a curious expression.

Now I want to find out.

Remilia then turns and makes her way to her chambers with Marisa.

"I dont eat humans, Scanvendgre does!"

Nedus turns to Yukari

"...Okay, who would like to go out with him? He has no expression for love type relationships!"

I don't like this!! Find another way to feed him!!!

Keine simply waits.

A..."Deathclaw"?

Marisa wraps her arms around Remilia, as she carries Marisa to their chambers.

Aurora finally reached the table and sits down.

'Phew...'

Alex nods.

Yeah uh... It'll be easier to just show you.

Another set of swift clicks, a rather amazing pace on the keyboard, and finally a video of the Deathclaw's rampage on Fallout: New Vegas is shown.

Remilia closes the door behind them as they enter the Chambers.... It seems like it will be a fun night, it seems like it will be a long night.

(I'm sorry for doing that joke again, but I can't help it. xD)

Scanvendgre appears from the ground, he rises up with a phantom style. He is rather impatient

"I do this one every hundred of years. Just one time. Look, I hate it too. If it was me, I would give him a simple human. But, to keep his weight and size, he must have a simple meal"

"....I like to pretend to rape them with my tentacles... or actualky rape her. ...Its not a sexual organ " Scanvendgre claims

Well....Fine!!

Keine sits down.

Ran watches.

Marisa reaches down into a pocket and pulls out a...

Spoiler:

Here's that suprise, I got just for you, Remilia

Marisa says in a seductive voice.

(Haha, that's alright EDIT: WHY THE CRAP DID I PUT A HEART HERE?!)

"Well, I dont rape them, I just like to... Tear apart hers tarso... ...Or just eat her hole."

"Sorry Yukari, but if Scanvendgre goes by his own, He'll end up as the Human Most Wanted. Plus, I did this before I met the girl of my dreams"

...Oh?

(Freaking hell, my mind is half operational or something, I swear I don't remember typing that heart.)

"Hehe, Yes Yukari"

(I have The feeling... <9)

For the record, I'm not hanging out with any of you anymore.... Well maybe Yukari. And..... Fuck, you're messed up, Scanvendgre.

The Demon says as his presence finally leaves the area.

Aurora finally looked to Keine.

'Hm... Come to think of it, if Youkai eat Humans, it might not be such a great idea to go tomorrow. My wounds will probably attract them from all directions.'

The Deathclaw seemed quite dangerous indeed, closing major distances in a matter of seconds, taking a hail of bullets and literally shrugging them off.... And going straight through an armored Human like a hot knife through butter.

Ooh, now that could be fun.

(Lol, I wasn't worried about the whole "heart" thing.)

"YOU. KEEP. AWAY. FROM. MY. YUKARI!!!" Nedus yells

"...I know"

Scanvendgre enters his "Normal" State "Bah, call me what you like. I still overpower you" He says with his oneEye stare

Yukari hugs Nedus.

If you feel that way. But with someone tagging along I don't think they will be much trouble.

That is a very dangerous creature.

You can dominate me all you want, Remilia!

Marisa says seductively.

(Im still facepalming though, I swear I typed "XD" But as soon as I posted it became "<3")

Nedus was simply "cursing at the Heavens" at this point.

'It just seems safer if we don't go out and pull every single dangerous being out of the woodwork.'

Alex nodded.

So you can imagine my chances against that thing. And I still have a better chance against it than I do with Yukari.

Oh, that sounds very fun.

And so, the EROGENEOUS ZOOOOOOOONE! Night begins.

(Haha, don't worry about it.)