The Touhou RPG

Kliner sits down

The radio in the restaurant plays "Weird Als She Never Told Me She Was A Mime"

Kliner taps to the beat

'I straightened up when a Slayer named Veledren was recruiting notable fighters for the hunt for the Old One. Apparently he heard of how I survived a Werewolf attack with nothing but a silver dagger. He pulled me out of the fire with some debts that I owed and probably saved my life from alcohol poisoning at the same time.'

Alex begins to dress for the day.

Remilia blushed a little as she continued to smile.

I think we'll both look great on that day.

I assume this is how you first met him?

Ran was pretty much ready.

The waiter eventually returns with the food.

So...Who do you plan to invite?

'Indeed. At first I was hesitant to get back into the business, but he managed to convince me. I at least owed him for pulling me out of all that trouble I was in. One last hunt couldn't be so bad, I thought. Well, a string of adventures and searches later. We find the Old One, most of us died in the battle. I thought I was the only one to survive and get thrown here. Seems Veledren managed the same thing, though.'

Alex finally looks to Ran.

Now then, I said I would show you what Touhou is, right?

Remilia thinks for a moment.

Our friends here in the Mansion would be a good start, is there anyone you wanted to invite, Marisa?

News has spread, he has defeated the old one.

Ran nods.

You did.

Marisa ponders for a moment.

Ehh...Alice, Reimu and Nitori.

Kliner eats his food. If one bowl didnt warm him up, even two or three couldnt. Nor his coffee. He is still cold inside. Like he is dead three hours ago

Kliner eats and drinks his meal rather fast. The raw meat? Well, he was just craving it

(You know the two infected from the 19-Something movie? They consumed zombie gas, and a fea hours later, a doc took his pulse. He states that they are dead. The two had serious pain. So this is how Im making Kliner feel such pain)

'Really? Then that is comforting indeed. I can safely walk away from the business.'

Alex nods and sits in the computer chair, he moves the mouse and the monitor flashes to life, a few swift clicks and he starts up a Touhou game.

Well, here we go...

Remilia nods calmly.

That sounds fair.

He is at a nearby mansion if you ever want to visit him.

Ran watches.

The waiter returns.

"Anything else?"

I think we could have it here at the mansion. There are plenty of open areas.

"...A warm heart..." He says with a groan

(My monitor takes about five seconds. There is that flat one that turns on instantly. The fat one has a darker screen)

'I might do that, just to let him know I am alive. It may give him some comfort. I'm going to take the chance to rest first, though... Especially if those words about Youkai were true. I imagine it wouldn't go over very well if I killed one of them, even in self defense.'

Alex starts with the fight against Ran. It was probably very eerie for her, as the conversation was done word for word.

That sounds excellent, Marisa.

I can escort you there tomorrow, if you want.

Ran blinks.

Th-...That's me...

"A wha?"

Maybe in the garden...I think that would be nice.

(I had to turn my screen brightness down. Colors, especially yellow, just burned my eyes.)

'I would appreciate it, but don't you have to watch over the Village?'

Alex nods.

I'm not sure how it happened, but someone found out about critical events in Gensokyo and made them into games.

He seemed to be struggling to keep up with the patterns.

...... Ffff-. I forgot how hard you were.

Yes, that sounds very nice. I can't wait until we have everything ready.

(Win-points to Alex, for coming the closest to saying "DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH OF A PAIN IN THE ASS YOU WERE TO FIGHT?!" to a Touhou character. xD)

"Nothing" Kliner pays

I can hide the village within history.

Strange...This is exactly how I tried to stop Reimu.

The waiter scratches his head.

Marisa nods.

Neither can I.

'........... Okay, I can say I've never quite heard of a power like that one before.'

Alex nodded.

And you're doing a pretty good job of stopping me.

Remilia smiled again, and then kissed Marisa once more.

"...You ever had the feeling that your dead, yet your still alive?"

(Ai, Neduses pass girlfriend, had the same feeling. Before Gensokyo, she was basicly a slut)

And when Im under the effects of a full moon, I can completely change history.

But, it didn't quite look like that.

"No...Not really."

Marisa kisses her back, holding the kiss for a minute.

"Thats how I feel"

(I should add a section to Ai.)

'Interesting. I've seen some impressive magic, but nothing along those lines.'

Alex barely got through the fight.

Sheesh...

Remilia enjoyed the kiss. She eventually released it.

I love you, Marisa.

It is helpful sometimes.

So where is my master? Surely she appears here too.

"Hmm...Well, sorry buddy."

Marisa smiles.

I love you too, Remilia.

"Whatever" He gets up and leaves

'I can imagine, I may have to see an example at one point.'

Alex nods.

Yeah.... And she's the single hardest one of them all. I don't think I can beat her.

Remilia smiles, such a simple moment and it meant quite a lot to Remilia, maybe for once after all these years she felt "alive" again.

I would be happy to show a small example sometime.

...Honestly Im not suprised, Yukari is powerful.

Marisa smiles, she was very happy.

'I'll be sure to thank you for obliging the curiosity.'

... Well, I'm gonna try it. I'm feeling lucky today.

Alex said, and thus began the fight against Yukari. Why was he doing this? To impress Ran.

Thank you for making me so happy, Marisa...

It's really no problem.

Ran watches, curious how it will end.

Your welcome Remilia...I just wanted to make sure I spend the rest of my life with you...