The Touhou RPG

You could also use the Gungnir, that thing never misses, right?(You know, I sometimes wonder just how did Remilia and Flandre get their weapons? I know those weapons are norse, but...They must have had to steal them, right?)

It is easier. ...Plus I like holding hands.

Yes, that's right. (Technically they're energy weapons. That seems to be the case with Remilia's Gungnir. And Laevatainn seems to be a toy that Flandre carries around. So I don't think they're the actual, physical weapons.)

What was that last part?

Nothing.

Alex quickly replied for Ran.

Well that's useful. (I guess that would explain how the heroines can dodge the gungnir?)

Yeah...Nothing.

It is, hopefully I won't have to use it, but at least it will be ready. (Indeed.)

She likes holding hands.

Ah, good work Archer.

Son of a-...

Same with my master spark. I hope I don't need it. But it's ready.

...I never said that!!

Ran says trying to convince them that she doesn't. ...Even though she does.

Then I guess that settles everything for now.

Maybe we should let the lovers have some privacy.

Indeed.

......... Sorry Ran.

Was all that Alex had to say about the situation.

Kliner requests chicken with a can of cola

The waiter nods, taking everyone's orders and walking back to kitchen of the resturant.

Now, on to rather important matter. Where exactly are we going to find wedding dresses?

Marisa asks, indeed quite a puzzling question.

...It's alright. I bet they have embarrassing secrets as well.

Ran says with a rather evil smirk on her face.

..... That..... That is an interesting question....

Archer quickly catches up in pace with the two.

As a matter of fact, my Master does have some rather embarrassing information.

Archer!

Hahaha!

It's going to be a long day, isn't it?

Hmm...I know! Yukari can help!

Ran giggles a bit, nodding.

"Sooooo... What you two been thinking?"

'Well I'm still trying to figure out all of the details of this relationship thing... And more importantly, who I would want to get involved with.'

An excellent idea! But... Where is she?

And then Archer begins to spill out all sorts of information about the young woman. It lasted until they reached the house, where Archer had taken quite a few punches as a result of his "betrayal".

..... Finally.

Im still thinking about that attack. It could happen at any time, really.

Marisa shrugs.

...I didn't think he would actually tell.

"I have been thinking..."

'Yes, there's that attack as well. It leaves me a little confused, thinking of so many things at once. But that aside, what's on your mind, Kliner?'

Remilia began to ponder all the available options.

Archer does a lot of stupid things.

Yes, apparently I am quite rude.

Alex simply shakes his head as he opens the door and enters his home.

"Oh, nothing nothing"

Tell me.

Suddenly a gap opens next to the two.

I see...

Ran enters as well.

'Yes, now we're curious.'

Remilia looks over at the Gap.

That's convenient.

The Woman and Archer enter the house as well.

At least we won't have to worry about anyone spying on us now.

Yukari exits the gap.

Im hungry, got any food?

Ran nods.

Indeed. Now, shall we discuss things?

Well, yes. We were going to ask you for something, it seems like the best chance to make a deal.

Alex nods.

Right... I already learned most of the rules from the Priest.

Good. Then you understand why our alliance won't last forever.

Indeed.

I'm not entirely heartless either, you have limited knowledge on the use of Magic, correct?

Yes. But Ran seems quite capable of teaching me.

That's true, she is Caster after all.

I think that's the one thing we didn't learn, the names like "Caster" and "Archer".

"Well... Uhh"

HHmmmmmmmm?

Oh? What is it you need?

Marisa blushes a bit.

Well, we're gonna have a wedding, and...

Remember, if you attack I will not hesitate to fight back. You have been warned.

Aurora seemed quite curious, waiting patiently for Kliner to speak.

Remilia blushed slightly, but kept herself composed.

We need wedding dresses, you see...

The woman nods.

I know, I know. I wouldn't think of starting a fight in an area like this, anyway. Too many innocents.

That's good...

"Relatiionships... you know"

Oh? Relationship?

Oh, sure thing.

And a nice fancy dress for Anderese aswell. I want my daughter looking nice for this wedding.

Marisa quickly replies.

It seems you fight for a similer cause.