The Touhou RPG

'Ehh, Its okay. I'm safe. Besides, I have this rock in a sock! Anyways, I know a safe way home. Thanks cutie!!"

Lance replies and comments as he begins to walk away. (I really like that character, Its who I see in a positive/negative teen boy. Maybe its influenced by Japanese teens. But, I'm not sure of their behavior)

[b]J-Jeez!! Don't say stuff like that!!!

Reimu continues onward.

...I feel like you've lost respect for me.

Alice continues towars Reimu's shrine.

(I actually lol'd as Im watching these videos and see that Creepers ocasionally just stand there, staring at the player.)

Lurcid looks forward

(To me, they kinda look like green penises. But If I try to look the other way, they look like a failed model of a pig)

Remilia laughed a little and continued to follow.

It's not that I lost respect, your trap was actually quite impressive with all the details taken into account. But it was also going too far, I'll design one that will simply trap them while we make our way to the Mountain.

Rumia shakes her head as she watches him walk away, and then returns to the Fortress.

(Oh yeah, they do that often too. For all their fucking annoying sides, they're also the only way to get a Record, the easiest way is to reduce them to "one hit point" and then let the Skeleton finish them off with an arrow as they try to hit you. If you're lucky, the Creeper drops a Record on death. I believe that is the process anyway.)

Lance enters his home

(Go to the Nether and well, shit your pants. I would)

Reimu nears the tunnel.

...Might wanna hurry. They're getting near.

Alice reaches the shrine.

(It also appears very dark. Is that just video quality, or can It get really dark?)

Lurcid stays behind

Ei nods and then quickly forms a fake Mima -- This was based on her Ghost appearance, it went hand in hand with the transparency. She specifically made it so the fake Mima was giving a middle finger to Reimu and the others. She then set a basic trigger trap that would cause a barrier to surround them once within range.

Crude, but it will hopefully stall them for now.

(Oh, it can get pitch black underground. Night is damn close to it. Anyway I gotta catch some sleep, later.)

Mima smirks.

There she is... ....OH THAT BITCH!!!

Alice enters the shrine.

(I see...Anyways, see ya.)

Lurcid enters too "Sooo... what kind of business again?" He asks

"Ehh, I can... do better?" A strange shadow speaks to the team, Remilia, Marisa, and Reimu (I never actually had him do such trickery)

"Oh... that.... she not here... I think..."

Hm?

Remilia then took note of what Reimu saw.

...... Well she's certainly brave.

Ei smirks and waits.

(Yeah. That's why Torches are essential to your survival. It's also why Survival is a real bitch to play if you can't find ANY Coal.)

Reimu lands and begins attacking it.

...

(I bet the best strategy is to build base underground, right?)

Remilia watches as Reimu blindly attacks the fake Mima.

.... You're trying to hit a ghost?

(Well I wouldn't really say "best". It's certainly the easiest way because you just carve out a living space for yourself. Creating an actual, independent structure is a lot more satisfying, but also more time consuming to build.)

I've acomplished stranger things.

(But for the first day Im sure that will work. Because I doubt anybody could build a nice structure in one day.)

.... I think I'll just watch you try to accomplish this.

Remilia does exactly as she says.

(Well you can build a basic wooden cabin, but it's really pressing you for time because you need lots of lumber and the coal for torches on top of that. For the first day either will work though.)

"So.... We are a bit alone"

"Eeeehhh, not really"

Van replies

"ITS A TRAP!!"

Mima laughs.

Hi Mom.

...Hello, daughter.

Alice pauses.

"What!?"

Van yells

Queen yells at the Maids "Rainbows, RAINBOWS!?"