The Touhou RPG

"Oh oh, okay"

A guy stares at Miyako, he seems to be grinning his teeth

Remilia smirks as the process was finished.

..... Crap, I forgot about Reimu.

.... I hope you're right, because that just looks silly.

Well there's two ways that I can get you down easily. Do you want to hold onto me, or will I carry you?

(Actually yes, you just have to reconnect, takes all of a few seconds to do. It doesn't happen every time you die so don't worry about having to do it each time you happen to meet death.)

"Ew, carried by a woman, I should be the one holding you. Anyways, I would rather hold on"

(As a free member, can you change your skin? I dont really care, because I usually play by myself and thus I dont usually see my character. But I just want to know how)

[b]...Are you two finished getting it on? I really don't find it appropriate to watch...

I need some fokkin lava now.

It's very urgent.

...What's wrong with being held by a woman?

(No, I don't think you can if you dun got full version. Anyways, Marisa with hat looks pretty cool. I may go with that one.)

...... Sorry... I got a little caught up in the moment...

I'll see what I can do...

Ei began to ponder the exact spell necessary for this, and then concentrates her energy.

That's a good question, what's wrong with being held by a woman?

(The only way to change your skin is to have the game purchased, if you don't have it, you can't change your skin. There's no way to force the change either [since the game isn't on your computer].)

"Yeah, sorry"

Lurcid replies to her 'but... she is very cute!!" he thinks to himself

"Its very awkward! I get laughed by the guys!! All the time... if one ever did..."

The guy, whom is staring at Miyako, speaks out "I hate zombies, I hate zombies..."

He talks quieter "I hate zombies... I hate zombies... Get away... Get away!!!"

Not that I enjoy ruining your fun, but...There are important things at the moment.

Mima waits.

So...Do you want to go now? Because I must get to buisness soon.

There's nothing wrong about that...

I know... I got impatient.

Ei eventually finishes the spell, lava was created for Mima.

Who cares if they laugh at you? You're the one with a girl holding onto you. What do they have? (That's the most awesome reasoning for something like this because it's true. I wouldn't mind either way, I'd just be appreciative of the girl.... Now if we get into stuff like Yuuka, that's a different story.)

"I guess... Well, business is more important, right? I guess Business first..." He lets out a sigh

"...Peer pressure"

Tonight will be a long night.

....Can I join you two? (Yuri is too distracting dammit.)

Mima carelessly dumps the lava inside the tunnel.

...If I can find the people Im looking for.

Yeah! (Personally, I wouldn't mind. If she's strong enough, and finds it important to carry me, I dont mind.)

"Can I help you out?"

Lurcid asks

Van looks up "How bout me too?" He asks. They cant hear him, and he cant here them. But... He knows whats going on by the looks of it

Remilia blinks.

Huh? Well...

She looks to Marisa.

What do you think? (But it's oh so good.)

Are they really going to think this is your work and not an obvious trap?

Rumia sighs and shakes her head.

Whatever, hold on tight then. And don't blame me if you start to fall because you were too picky.

"...Where should I hold on too?" (Aahh, being young... wait, I am young. I'm just too fat for it)

I don't see any problem with it. (Indeed.)

It's so obvious that it's unpredictable.

If you wish.

"You know... It would be hot... And I want some action. And I REALLY Need to get laid... And with three girls, that... would... be... Awesome!!" "...AND STOP IGNORING ME!!! IT BUGS ME!!!"

Van is just talking to himself now

"Okay"

Lance holds onto hers waists

No kissing me on the lips though, Im not gonna get intimate with you.

Relax. I just want to have my bisexual fantasies. ...And I probably shouldn't have said that outloud.

Simply put. The ground above the lava is loose. She won't notice until she stands on it!

Alice walks.

Larcid follows her

"Yooouuu know, if a guy is bisexual, he becomes hated. Meh"

(Bieber is bisexual. NOoowww I get it)

(Copying Touhou...)

(Rock Candy, a Hentai artist, known on Newgrounds, who loves Touhou, just made and posted a short Touhou flash. No hentai in it, but a tad funny. He abandon it, but his friend helped complete it. Check it out!)

(http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/566689 )

'Woah, this is... awesome"

Lance thinks to himself

Reimu crosses her arms.

[b]Y-...Yeah!! Something funny about that?!

A blush occupies her face.

....FUCK!!!

Mima collapses the tunnel.

Alice pauses for a moment.

(I don't think I can play minecraft by myself. :S Looks scary.)

"I... Wanted to help out"

A teasing smile occupies Remilia's face.

.... Ah, you're quite adorable that way.

Ei sighs once more.

... Okay, maybe I should handle the traps from now on.

Rumia finally lands on the ground and releases Lance.

I can escort you the rest of the way if you like. If you weren't so against me carrying you, I could just fly you there.

(It's not that bad, I will admit at first? The noises can be threatening, but you get used to it. Now what can be really frightening? Those fucking Creepers. You learn to constantly look over your shoulder after the first few times they sneak up go "SSSSSS" and then BOOM.... Fucking happened twice when I was setting up Remilia's temporary home.)