The Touhou RPG

Ran nods.

That would be nice.

Cirno examines the board for a minute.

Yuyuko smiles.

Is there anything you would like to do? Just the two of us?

(No one would pick on a kid who had EX Rumia for a mom!)

Alright then.

Alex gently took hold of Ran's hand and made his way to the Theater.

Rumia waits patiently.

Well... Maybe I could make dinner for us?

(And if Yuuka ever had a child, just thinking of picking on her kid would get her chasing you. Rumia is "tame" in that respect. xD)

Ran blushes as he grabs her hand, she enters the theater.

Hmmm....Ah!

Cirno jumps one of Rumia's checkers.

Yuyuko nods.

That would be nice. Or we could go to the onsen, Im sure the warm waters would feel nice.

(I wonder if Yuuka was intimidating when she was young? XP)

Alex purchases the necessary tickets. He looks to Ran.

Would you like something to snack on while we watch, Ran?

Rumia smiled.

Ah, you got me.

Rumia made another move when her turn came.

Either sounds fun, Lady Yuyuko.

(Probably something like this.)

Ran nods.

Cirno makes her next move, looking ever so overconfident.

Onsen it is~

Yuyuko smiles.

(With that face, I would let her punch me.)

Ran takes a seat, smiling.

Cirno eventually jumps another few checkers.

Yuyuko grabs two towels then ponders for a moment.

Anything else we should take?

My, that was quite funny!

Cirno moves a checker to the end.

King me!

Yuyuko nods.

Some sake would be nice too!

Yeah, and that ending.... Talk about totally unexpected humor.

Alex said with a slight chuckle. (Seriously, that video is funny. xD)

Rumia obliges, turning Cirno's checker to a King.

An excellent idea, oh, this will be so much fun!

The outside world certainly has good humor!(I can kinda relate to that situation.)

Cirno then proceeds to jump a checker with her king.

Yuyuko nods, smiling. She grabs all the things then begins walking down a path to their onsen.

Indeed, but that's just an example of humor that works.... Most aren't so good.

(You've tried putting in a stage light when you didn't realize the switch was on the other side, friends proceeded to make jokes, bring the wrong things, and you ended up with a stage light in your mouth, a rope in your hands, tying a Pinata to the Ceiling, with a guy holding a broom sitting on another guy's shoulders, four people trying to organize the extension cord, rope, and chair, and a guy with a shake weight. And then a woman walks in and turns on the light? ......... That's badass.)

The game continues on, likely with Cirno winning.

Youmu followed, it seemed like it was going to be a nice day.

Really? There are some who are unfunny?

(Not exactly. More like trying to unscrew a globe that surrounds a lightbulb while standing on a kinda unstable chair and not having enough hands to hold everything. Needless to say, I got stuck there for a few minutes.)

Cirno eventually wins.

Yuyuko stops as they reach the onsen, there was much steam around.

There are some that have no sense of humor at all, Ran...

(Ah........ Did you say "Boy are my arms tired."? xP)

Rumia smiled and clapped calmly.

Youmu found it a little difficult to see.

Dan drives home

A guy, whom liked Yuyuko for a long time, yelled at himself. Of course they can hear him, and they will just ignored him. "What!!?? I have been stalking Yuyuko for so LONG she becomes a LESBIAN!!!??? This is stupid!! Im not going to add pregnant woman piss all over me self JUST TO MAKE OUT WITH HER!!! This is stupid!! Im... Im... Im going to kill people! Thats it!!" He yells

(Lesbians gets turned on by pregnant woman piss, they will do anyone, even a guy. MANsers)

I see...

(Not exactly. But my arms were tired.)

Eye'm the winner!

Yuyuko tries to clear away some of the steam.

(I don't really think that applies to ghost women.)

(Applies to all lesbians in the real world)

Guy stabs himself in the left eye, THEN enters the human village

But we can worry about that later, I had a good time.

Rumia nodded.

You did so well, Cirno.

Youmu flinched a little as she heard the yelling, she blinks.

D-... Did you hear that?

(But Yuyuko isn't a Lesbian in the Real World. She's a Lesbian in the Ghost World of Gensokyo World.)

Ran nods.

Me too!

Yeah! Eye'm a master at this game!

Yuyuko looks around.

Probably just a lost spirit.

It is a full moon out, Keine watches him from the shadows.

(Cant set the mood, no music)

OneGuy is obviously insane "If I cant GET a ghost, I'll MAKE ghosts!!" He said

(Type of knife: Combat)

The only thing you should be making is your leave.

Keine says as she steps out from the shadows, bearing her horns.

So, shall we head back home?

Alex asked.

Indeed you are, Cirno.

Youmu nodded.

I guess that makes sense...

(I gotta take care of something, be back in awhile.)

OneGuy yells at her "SHUT UP!! IF I CANT GET WHAT ME WANT, I MAKE WHAT ME WANT!!!" He yells, his compassion for Yuyuko forms into a compassion for killing every human he meets

Ran nods.

Cirno smiles confidently.

Yuyuko begins undressing.

Im warning you, leave.

(Alright.)

OneGuy laughs "NO!!" HAHAHA!!! He insanely laughs "SHE IS GONE, SHE A GHOST, SHE MUST AAAAAALLLLL DIE!!!"