The Touhou RPG

Bowser goes flying in the room, soon landing on his back

Luigi dashes quickly, leaping into the air and coming down at a crashing speed with the hammer, aimed at Bowser's head.

Remilia was about to attempt an explanation, but Alex already continues.

It's a special ritual sometimes performed by Vampires, or so they say. It can only be done under certain conditions. And it serves little purpose outside of tradition.

Bowsers brains gets splattered acrossed the room, blood on Luigi. That is, ofcourse... Not aproved by Nintendo. So we had to give you a kid friendly ending

Bowser jumps right back up and charges at Luigi

Oh.

Flandre seems convinced.

Bowdser falls onto Luigi as he faints

Flandre blinks.

That is an odd ritual though...I don't want to do something like that.

Bowser has fainted, But Nebula just has started. He lets Luigi rest

Indeed, it is an odd ritual. I think it was eliminated from most uses, but some still prefer to see it, I suppose.

Now that Luigi has recovered his strength, he stands. Surprised that he finally managed to defeat Bowser.

Bowser eyes open, revealing a bright yellow light. He gets up

Bowser is surrounded by a very bright light, blinding Luigi

...What kind of sick pervert would want to see that kind of "ritual"?!

Nitori asks.

Alex leans over, and whispers to Nitori.

Ssh. That's just an excuse so that Remilia doesn't have to try and explain that to her sister. I already know she doesn't want Flandre to become versed in such things. And.... Well... You would be surprised just how bored some of us get.

Which followed by a black light. It fades, revealing Giga Bowser

"I bet its fun!!"

Luigi flinches, and readies stance quickly. He knew how this ended last time, and had no idea how he was going to win.

The Old One soon takes a devious smirk.

"Ah, now this could be impressive."

...I see. Your not all like that, right?

Reimu nods.

It should.

Well... Most men are, I don't think they necessarily do so to be cruel, just that... They don't really have anyone to turn to, and need to relieve stress.

He replied, still quiet, so that Flandre would not learn.

"You know... Boys turn to Guys, and guys have certain feeling towards girls. Ahh, the love, hate, and the beloved."

Bowser lets out a loud roar, and starts to torch down the place

The aura surrounds Reimu once more, the fire easily being deflected by it.

"What shall we do with the victor?"

Luigi runs quickly, picking up Mario and running for the exit. If the entire place was being torched down, it was probably not the greatest idea to stay.