The Touhou RPG

Doc bites Yukari

He seems faceless, and drags her to a different area

So... A Phantom somehow impregnated a Human woman? Okay...

Remilia moves her arms around Marisa again.

Back again, Sakuya...?

Remilia wakes up... Awkward.

GAAHH!!! Yukari yells as she throws him over the edge of the ship.

Sakuya tries to yell.

Marisa remains silent, hiding the pen and the diary.

Dark Figure(Veledren) Cought "No... I AM YOUR FATHER!! Say your line!!"

Doc yelled for a new saucer and abords. He then aimed at Yukari

DarkFigure holds hers mouth

.... What line?

Remilia was silent.

.... You're not Sakuya. You have just a few seconds to explain yourself.

Yukari opens gaps. Doc is just hitting himself.

Uh...Umm...You are having a weird dream, da ze...

Marisa says in a sort of mystical voice.

Dark Figure copies Lukes voice "Its not true, Its.. its... ITS NOT POSSIBLE"

Doc manages to get on his saucer

The figure holds Sakuyas mouth

Yukari flies up to the saucer.

Sakuya bites the figure's hand.

Mokou strolls along, then spots the airships. What. The. Hell?

...... Riiiiight.

Veledren looks to Patchouli.

Any idea just what he is trying to do?

Remilia blinks, not amused.

I quite know when I am awake, Marisa.

Remilia tightens her grip on Marisa. So she could not run.

Doc shokes her

No effect, he is inmune to pain

Bowser jumps down, infront of Mokou "Aaaahhh!!"

The figure disappears

Patchouli shrugs.

Im not sure...

Marisa panics.

Who the hell are you?!

Mokou asks, unaware that she very much resembles Fire Mario.

Well, on that strange note... Where were we?

Remilia keeps her grip on Marisa.

Hah! I knew it! What did you steal this time?!

Nedus breaks in, he is panting "Dude, did you saw thet guy!!?? He had a laser sword!! And he tried to battle me!!"

Doc grabs Yukari

DarkFigure throws Sakuya on the bed

"I AM BOWSER!!" Bowser grabs Mokou "MARIO, I THOUGHT I KILLED YOU!!!!"

Patchouli stares at Nedus.

Yukari throws stuff at the saucer while being grabbed.

Marisa quickly kisses Remilia on the lips.

Sakuya panics.

WHAT?! WHO THE HELL IS MARIO?!

Nedus stares at her

Doc falls off again

The Dark Figure brushes hers legs gently

"WHSAAAAA!!!" Bowser quickly thinks, then he grabbed her

Remilia struggles to break the kiss.

Veledren blinks, looking to Patchouli.

Once again, you really weren't kidding when you said that Gensokyo gets strange.

Nedus gets confused

Patchouli nods.

Marisa breaks the kiss, smirking.

Yukari grabs him, holding his mouth shut this time. Alright you little cheese head, Im gonna rip you in half if you don't give up.

Sakuya blushes.

!!! SONIC HEEELLPP!!!

Mokou screams.

Remilia rubs her mouth with her hand.

Ugh, you got your spit on me!

I think I'll just... Go lie down and let this sink in...

Veledren says, and then goes somewhere to rest.

"No way!!" Doc Yrlled. He summond MechaKracko. It shocks Yukari

"You... have smooth skin* The Dark Figured commented

"WHO!!??"

"GWAAHH!! THE PLOT!!" I said with surprised. Then I ran to Mokou, only noticing Bowser "WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!!??" I yelled

"SHUT UP!!" Bowser yelled back

Patchouli follows Veledren.

So...This isn't going to help me, is it?

Marisa asks.

Yukari falls to the ground.

Sakuya keeps him back.

WHY DON'T YOU KIDNAP SOMEONE LIKE KAGUYA? YOU FAT FUCKER!! Mokou yells.

Nedus follows

Doc enters MechaKracko

"Whats wrong?" DarkFigure says

"I Want a new oven!!" Bowser yells at her "WATCH YOUR MOUTH!!"

I growled at him, he roars at me

Patchouli looks at Nedus with disgust.

Yukari stares.

Im nervous... Sakuya replies.

I'LL SAY WHATEVER I WANT, SHITHEAD!!! Mokou angerly yells at him.

Not really, no.... And now I can't stop thinking about it, thanks alot!

... Is Nedus following us?

Veledren asks, looking over.