The Touhou RPG

Subject: Re: The Touhou RPG Sun Dec 26, 2010 1:29 am

"Dont call me a moron!!"

"Bowser SIR!!"

"What is it Koopaling?" Bowser says, he is hiden in a shadow, but can be seen.

"We have found a member of the squeeks!!"

"FOOL!! I dont care!!" He takes a bite out of a huge chicken wing "TELL ME ABOUT THE DEFENCES!!" Bowser says angerly

"Ehhhaaa... Not that great, only one battleship!! Fully wooden!!"

"Bwahaha... They are helpless!! Even against you two!!" Bowser says with a bowfull laugh

"Yeah.., uhh... huh?" Smart Koopa ends the call

"He better have a good reason for disconnecting so briefly!!" Bowser says with anger

"Bowser your awfullness! He must have a reason!" (Witch Koopa name here) Says

"Oh, Comander squeek!!"

Subject: Re: The Touhou RPG Sun Dec 26, 2010 3:46 am

Yukari stands. I'll call you whatever I want!! Flapjacks!!

!!! Ah, yes yes, what is it?

Subject: Re: The Touhou RPG Sun Dec 26, 2010 3:50 am

"...CHOWDER!!"

"What is our... uhh... orders?"

Subject: Re: The Touhou RPG Sun Dec 26, 2010 3:53 am

Corncakes!!

Patchouli steps between them. Now...Don't fight...

Uhh...Umm...Dance?

Subject: Re: The Touhou RPG Sun Dec 26, 2010 3:59 am

"... ... ...PANCAKES!!"

"Dance?"

Subject: Re: The Touhou RPG Sun Dec 26, 2010 4:11 am

Yukari grabs him.

Nazrin thinks.

Subject: Re: The Touhou RPG Sun Dec 26, 2010 4:17 am

"GAH!!"

"Well, okay"

Subject: Re: The Touhou RPG Sun Dec 26, 2010 4:24 am

Remilia then readies the Gungnir again, swooping in quickly to strike Murasa.

Veledren watches Nedus and Yukari as they fight in a rather childish manner.

... Patchouli, I don't think we'll be able to convince them.

Subject: Re: The Touhou RPG Sun Dec 26, 2010 4:27 am

Murasa takes the hit, too weak to continue fighting, she falls to the deck.

Patchouli nods. We should probably just let them fight.

Yukari starts to give him a wedgie.

!!! Get rid of that Vampire! Nazrin says, pointing at Remilia.

Subject: Re: The Touhou RPG Sun Dec 26, 2010 4:28 am

Remilia turns to Nazrin and the Koopas. She spins the Gungnir with one hand and moves it into a ready stance.

Just try it.

Veledren nods.

Speaking of that... Remilia rushed off in a hurry and hasn't come back, should we go check up on her?

Subject: Re: The Touhou RPG Sun Dec 26, 2010 4:30 am

Patchouli nods. We should.

Nazrin backs up. Uhh...Umm...

Subject: Re: The Touhou RPG Sun Dec 26, 2010 4:33 am

Now.... I'm in a good mood, if you get away from my Mansion right now... I'll spare you.

Okay, I suppose I'll lead the way, then.

Veledren begins on his way towards the Mansion.

Subject: Re: The Touhou RPG Sun Dec 26, 2010 4:36 am

Murasa grabs Remilia's legs, followed by punching her in the stoumach.

Patchouli follows.

Subject: Re: The Touhou RPG Sun Dec 26, 2010 4:36 am

"A VAMPIRE!!!" The Koopa grabs a wooden stick "STAND BACK!! I HAVE A STICK AND ATE GARLIC!!"

"W311 3y d1d"

"GRRR!!!" Nedus growled as he pulls down hers hat, over hers face

Subject: Re: The Touhou RPG Sun Dec 26, 2010 4:40 am

Yukari puts her finger in her mouth, then into Nedus's ear.

Subject: Re: The Touhou RPG Sun Dec 26, 2010 4:41 am

Remilia grunts, but then swiftly strikes Murasa with her free hand.

I've had enough of you!

Veledren ponders.

I wonder what that Ship was heading to the Mansion for, anyway...?

Subject: Re: The Touhou RPG Sun Dec 26, 2010 4:43 am

The Smart Koopa hides in his shell, then slams into Remilia

Nedus pokes hers eyes

Subject: Re: The Touhou RPG Sun Dec 26, 2010 4:44 am

Murasa gives an evil smile as she commands the ship to ram Remilia's Mansion.

Patchouli shrugs.

Yukari blocks his hand before he can succesfully poke her in the eyes.

Subject: Re: The Touhou RPG Sun Dec 26, 2010 4:47 am

Remilia slams the Smart Koopa away with the Gungnir. And then lifts Murasa by the neck. Choking her.

If you succeed, you lose your life in the process.

One of the Demons step forward, readying a blade.

Never ceases to amaze me just how pointless the fights between Mortals are....

Remilia looks over, throwing Murasa aside. The Demon suddenly springs forward, his aura causing several tears on the ship. He slams into Remilia, the sword colliding with the Gungnir. The fight is taken high into the air.

Subject: Re: The Touhou RPG Sun Dec 26, 2010 4:50 am

Nazrin helps the smart Koopa to his feet.

Murasa watches the fight, her strengh fading.

The ship continues it's course. If someone does not get to the wheel and turn the ship it will crash into the mansion, possibly destroying it.

Subject: Re: The Touhou RPG Sun Dec 26, 2010 4:52 am

"Oof!! She is strong, but not strong enough!!" The koopa rushes at Remilia, but he is really a weak target

"Hurr!! Jerk!! Slacker!!"

Subject: Re: The Touhou RPG Sun Dec 26, 2010 4:53 am

The fight between the Demon and Remilia takes awhile, but ends with Remilia being thrown back to the Ship with impressive speed. She collides with the Smart Koopa, causing them both to slam into the Ship, she stands, and in a desperate attempt, she moves quickly to the wheel to turn the Ship from the Mansion.

Subject: Re: The Touhou RPG Sun Dec 26, 2010 4:55 am

Murasa crawls towards Remilia, clearly determined to destroy the mansion.

Meanwhile Marisa Kirisame sneaks inside the mansion...With a can of spray paint.

NEDUS GRADULA IS HOMOSEXUAL! Yukari screams to the air.

Subject: Re: The Touhou RPG Sun Dec 26, 2010 4:58 am

Remilia turns the wheel just barely within time. The Demon appears behind her, sword raised.

Now, you die.

Remilia turns to the Demon, as the sword is coming down at her, she flinches. The sword is blocked by Veledren and the Heaven's Edge.

My turn.

Subject: Re: The Touhou RPG Sun Dec 26, 2010 4:58 am

The Koopa stumbles up

"YUKARI YAKUMO IS A COCKSUCKING SLUT!!!"

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