The Touhou RPG

Yukari releases.

Interesting.

Flandre rubs tears out of her eyes.

Yes actually. Are you willing to call me your mentor?

Except that Cheshyre is Yuuka's bitch.

"Wonderful kiss, My love"

Ichiro sighs "Yeah..."

Vance helps

Not only their owner have been chanced, so did their Theme!!

Prepare for years of mistakion!!

Prepare for Regretion!!

Prepare for Assassination!!

Prepare for... Madness...

But first... Plants Vs Zombies Tribute time.

The zombie eats all of Yuukas flowers

Remilia began to clear the tears from her eyes as well.

I suppose so, if you're a powerful Magician.

She responded, crossing her arms with a smirk.

After all, I won't have reason to call someone my mentor if they are weaker than me.

(And then Miyako eats Cheshyre.)

Yukari pants.

Sanae kisses him.

Flandre smiles.

Mima vaporizes an entire tree.

Powerful enough?

Yuuka kills the zombies before any harm is done.

(And Blizzaine is good I guess... You know... Sounds all cool... and stuff... and... well...

BUY THE FUCKING CD ALREADY!!! GOD!! DO YOU THINK I HAVE CASH ON ME!?

Cheshyre rules all of all music for Madness Combat, nuff said.

Its uhh... I dont know...

Half Life time)

"Wonderful"

Ichiro is surprised by the kiss

Vance smiles "Your going to feel better! I'm glad you made it through"

No effect... I guess... I dont know... I'm not in the mood for Plants Vs. Zombies...

But all hell, Its a witch!! AAAHHH!!! YOU STARTLED THE WITCH1!

FUCK IT!!!

Its Sushi Time!!

Imagine Sushi popping in your head. Dont worry, tthis will make you happy

Yukari smirks.

Sanae smiles.

You're welcome...

Good.

(Please stop.)

Remilia began to smile a little once again.

Well then.... What is our first order of business?

(I had the most epic idea for Minecraft. Using the Yuuka Skin, I'll create an NPC which spawns only around Yellow Flowers (which you can pick up and plant to "force" her arrival. She is not hostile until you strike her or until you pick up one of the flowers near her. By giving her a flower that she does not have [obviously it is undamaged], she will join you as a companion.

She will have twice the player health, defense is as high as full Diamond Armor, and her attack strength is twice that of a Diamond Sword. She will also regenerate health naturally in sunlight, or you can give her food. What do you think?)

Nedus smirks

Ichiro blushes deep red

Vance smiles "I'm glad your alright"

Zombie... Umm...

(Its that time again I'm so bored that I become insane. Apparently, Now I'm sharing it over the internet. It releases inanity. So uhh.... Uhh... Cant... Think but... Sushi...)

Yukari lays back.

Is that what you were expecting?

Flandre hugs her.

First? We find my body.

(I've never played Minecraft, but...Sounds interesting.):

Remilia returned the hug.

Are you feeling okay?

Ah, I noticed that you were a little ghostlike...

(Oh, Minecraft is fun. Especially since Weather Effects were added.... Watch out for Thunderstorms, though. They have 'Powered Creepers' now.)

Nedus cuddles her

"A... Simple hug... really..."

Vance watches and smiles

(I'm all out of it... more into the "Kill zombies with a fucking gun" Thing. I shoudl get back into playing L4D sometime... That game was fun...)

The Zombie Infected gets back and runs away with great speed (Boy can they run)

Yukari smiles.

Sanae giggles.

Flandre nods.

When we fuse my spirit with my body, I will become invincible!

(MineCraft costs money, right?)

Good.... I'm glad.

Now there's the problem of where exactly your body is and...... If it has decayed.

(Aye. I really can't tell you if it's "worth it", or not. The game isn't finished yet. But they've made some impressive mods for it already. And they plan to add a real Story mode into the game. At the moment, it is "Survival", where you must set goals for yourself such as building a massive structure and the like. If you want sandbox construction, definitely get it. If not.... Check some videos of it, if it looks enjoyable, you can try out a trial of it on the site, I believe. There's no monsters nor survival, but it gives you a grasp of the concept [that the videos help with].)

"I love you so much, Yukari"

Ichiro keeps on blushing

"Remilia, can you and me take turns looking over Flandre?" (Both my Mom and Dad watched over my brother when he was in the hospital. It was serious. He was near death and could have died. I had a dream where he died and I was at his funeral. I slept walked and walked around asking where my brother was... Boy was I sad. You can never know what is lost over death until you witness it.)

The infected rushes over to a guy, which where the guy runs away. But the Infected speed was too great, so the survivor was forced to stop. He grabs a lead pipe and smashes the infected with it. But it only made a clinging noise that attracted other infected. The Survivor notices this and started to climb the near by window, only noticing there is also infected in the building. He quietly sneaked over them... He watched the infected as they barfed and stumbled over. It was sad that many people die from the Green Flu

I love you too.

Yukari responds.

Sanae laughs more.

Im sorry for attacking you...

As long as the bones exsist, we can restore it.

(If it's a one time payment, I may get it.)

It's alright, Flan... It's alright, I know that she forced you.

Remilia looks to Vance.

Yes... I don't want to leave for any reason while she's in this condition, but it's unreasonable to do so. I'll trust you to look after her when I cannot.

I see.

(Then rest easy in knowing that you only have to pay for the game once.)

Nedus smiles

...Stop laughing

The Survivor finds a simple stick. But it was useless. Its too dangerous to be in this building, but there is more infected outside than there is inside. So he takes the simple path... He scans the area, and notices a dead body. Luckily, its not the undead. He carefully takes the pistol that is in the dead bodies hand. There is three infected in the room. He melee whips the infected that had its back turned. He proceeds into firing at the seconds head. It dies, but also alerts the last infected, and possibly more.

The Infected rushed over to the Survivor and tries to take a bite out of him, but the Survivor defended himself. The Survivor takes the pistol, jams it into the infected jaw and fired, making a bloody mess. Soon after, the Survivor rests on the near by chair, relived that it is almost over... He falls asleep

Yukari brushes his hair.

Don't get so offensive. I wasn't laughing at you.

Flandre smiles

Follow me to my burial tomb.

Mima floats into the forest.

(I have seen one video. I saw online play. Is this real?)

Remilia smiled and gently pet the top of Flandre's head.

I'm glad that you're recovering so fast.

Should we introduce each other while we're on the way...?

The 'Apprentice' asks while following.

(Yes, there is online play. It's done via servers. I do warn of Griefers, though.... Single Player is much safer for your hard work unless you do a private server.)

"That feels good"

Oh...

"Oh okay..."

Vance continues to smile

The Survivor quickly wakes up, disturbed by a car alarm. A sound of what it seems to be a... strange creature... can be heard. He leans over to the window. What is this? He asked himself. Could this be? Other survivers?

Suddenly, there was a horde of infected rushing at the other two survivors. Hey you! They shouted at the Lonely Survivor. Help us out!!

The Survivor climbed out of the window and jumps down to them.

"Take this"

The Survivor with a small beard demanded. Ignoring his tone, the Survivor takes the Shotgun.

The horde lasted about two minutes, but seems to be more like two hours. Soon, the horde faded, and the three cheered.

Oh?

Yukari continues.

Sanae sighs.

Me too!

Indeed...My name is Mima.

(So a private game I can invite you to it?)

If you ever need anything, I'll be glad to get it for you, Flan.

And I am Ei.

(Yep! But I'm having troubles with it at the moment. I'm trying to get it fixed up so it will work on my end though. At the moment I can only do Single.)