The Touhou RPG

Yukari steps over to Alex, after exiting a gap.

I took a nap.

Marisa nods.

Yes it sounds fun. How about some cake?

Nyachouli lays in Veledren's lap, purring as he pets her.

Nope, not at all.

(Oh? Sounds interesting.)

..................

Alex sighed, turning gaze to Ran again.

I just remembered who I was talking about.

That sounds great.

Veledren continues to pet her.

.... Your endurance is very surprising.

(I'd love to keep this going, but I need to go off now. Also it almost seems like I made Alex act like Church there. +1 to me if I did. xD)

Aki enters the gap

Ichiro plays SuperMarisaLand Port

(I like to recolor sprites, look at my Metal Sonic recolor! Its a masterpeice. Also, its fun. I like to change the hue and saturation of the colors. Sketching is easy to do, since your not making streight lines)

Anyways, what did I miss?

Ran pauses.

You fell asleep during the ambush?! Yukari....You....YOU....YOU LAZY WHORE. YOU DIRTY CUNT, GO SHOVE A VIRGIN'S DICK UP YOUR ASS AND MAKE SAUSAGE, BITCH!!!

Okay, okay! But you're forgetting to censor your words!!

Marisa cuts two slices of cake.

Nyachouli enjoys this.

Kanako laughs a bit. Exiting.

(Alright, Bye.)

"Get laid!" Aki yells at Ran

"Ready?"

U... Um... Actually she already..... Never mind... I'm gonna hide before this turns ugly...

Alex began to back away slowly... And then went quickly to hide behind Rider.

Remilia waited patiently.

You're definitely very adorable like this, Patchouli.

Veledren said as he continued to pet her.

Suwako follows.

I already have, Mini bitch!!

Marisa serves a slice for Remilia and a slice for herself.

Oh? Do you think it's sexy too?

Ready for what?

"Shut up Major bitch!!"

"...Nothing, I'm going to train some more..."

Calm down both of you.

...Yukari certainly didn't seem hardly fased by the insults.


Marisa takes a peice of her cake and pokes it on Remilia's nose, laughing playfully.

Patchouli purrs more.

...Oh. Good luck with that.

Aki growls

"See ya sometime, also PM me when you have enough faith to enter back into Gensokyo"

Yeah, try to keep it quiet, please...

Alex added.

Remilia laughed slightly in return. Taking a small piece of her own cake and poking it on Marisa's nose.

Veledren continued to pet her.

Okay, that might work out better.

(I'm a fuckin surgeon bitch!!

Commencing surgery on my NES bitch!!

Trying to fix my little pal!! Tryin to make my pal operate properly!!

Ha ha haa!!)

Ran crosses her arms.

Marisa laughs.

Aya swoops in and takes pictures.

Patchouli rolls over on her back.

What now?

(Uhhh)

Aki crosses hers arms

Ichiro walks off

(Influenced by Duane and BrandO)

Alex finally steps out from behind Rider and makes his way over to Ran, he begins to gently massage her shoulders.

Relax...

Remilia smiles.

I can already tell this was the right decision.

Veledren begins to gently rub her stomach.

I dunno.

(I've tried to rap before, I'm not very good at it.

"Going up the stairs, and going down the stairs. Going up the stairs and going down the stairs! Going up the stairs and going down the stairs, and going up the sideways stairs!")

Aki remains angry

Ichiro enters his grandpas house

(Yo keep up the past and soon you'll end up slower than a slouch, layin on the couch eating potato chips rather than tomato snips!!)

And so she does relax.

Marisa nods.

Aya stands next to them.

Smile for the camera, newly weds!

Patchouli enjoys that even more.

Kanako ponders.

I don't know what this PIM thing is, but...It sounds painful.

(Stairs to nowheres)

There, that's better.

Alex smiled at Ran.

Remilia proceeded to clean her nose off, and then smiled for the camera.

Veledren kept it up.

I have no idea either...

(They see me mowin'.... My front lawn.... I know they're all thinkin' I'm so white and nerdy. Think I'm just too white and nerdy! Think I'm just too white and nerdy! Can't ya see I'm white and nerdy! Look at me I'm white and nerdy!

xD)

(I ment PM)

"Grr..." Aki growls

Ichiro looks around

(Look at him so white N Nerdy! Whiter than whip cream! Tryin to earn high experience in Night of Scarlet!)

(I know, Im making a joke with Kanako's misunderstanding of modern things.)

Ran smiles.

Jeez, Ran, you exploded.

Marisa wraps her arm around Remilia, presses her face against Remilia's face and gives a big Kirisame grin.

Aya takes the picture.

Yes...It feels good right there, nyaaaannnn~

Kanako blinks.

Maybe it has relation to this "Intranet" I have heard about.

(Oh gosh XD)

Aki hisses

Ichiro looks around

(They call him a Nerd for a reason, Child! Searchin, Burstin, and Ejaculatin, all matters to the Nerd!

...For some nerds atleast)

There's no use in dwelling on it, she's calm now.

Alex comments in a calm tone, as he continued to massage her shoulders.

Remilia laughed a little once more.

Heh... Definitely adorable.

Veledren continued to rub her stomach.

Intranet... Do we even have the things to access it? I thought you needed a Computee or something along those lines.

(Weird Al is a master at these songs. xD)

Yukari slaps Aki in the back of the head.

Perfect! Now, who wants to carry who? This next picture will be a keeper.

Marisa blushes.

I don't mind to be carried...

Patchouli purrs.

Oh yeah...Where can we find one'a those?

"HEY!!!"

Ichiro grabs his gear and puts them on "My ancestors practiced the same techniques that I have been doing..."