The Touhou RPG

That feels good...

Kanako blushes for no real reason.

Why, I know for a fact you will become even smarter than me!

Koakuma smiles and serves her breakfast.

You looked very adorable sleeping.

(You know though, If I could only visit one place in Gensokyo, I would pick the Voile Library. That place looks incredible.)

I'm glad you like it.

Alex continues with the gentle massage for a little while.

Shall I move on or stay with this for now?

Maia smiled.

I don't know if that is possible, Mother. You seem to know everything.

Serethiel smiled as she eventually adjusted herself to enjoy the Breakfast.

Thank you.

(Yeah, it does... If I had to pick one place in Gensokyo to visit and nothing bad could come from it? Remilia's Chambers. Definitely. xP

But since something bad probably could come from that, the Voile Library would be perfect.)

Y-...You can move on...

Kanako touches Suwako's chest.

THEY'RE HUGE!~

Eirin laughs a bit.

Oh no, I dont know everything.

Of course! Enjoy~

(It's no wonder Patchouli never leaves! That place probably has every book ever made. ...Except Twilight.)

Nedus takes bit

Ichiro blusges "Cute..."

Alex nods, moving to Ran's Foxhole and 'inspecting it' with his fingers. (Good thing I remember that censor. xD)

Suwako was a little surprised, blushing, but then she nodded in agreement.

Wow~~! They are!

Really?

Serethiel nods and begins eating at a calm pace.

(If by some weird twist of fate where Patchouli didn't hate the book. Remilia would probably see it and send Flandre to make sure another book like it is never made while she burns that copy.)

Yukari chews.

Ran moans.

And they're going all over the place~ My head is....Spinning?~~~~

Sanae giggles.

Why don't you rebuild this car into a mech?

Of course not. My knowledge is mostly limited to medical endevors.

Koakuma sits down, smiling.

(Don't worry, Patch is a smart girl. Im sure she knows the horror that is Twilight.)

Nedus chews 2

"...I dont think I can do that"

A drunk gug barges in "THEY R SUUUU SMAAAIIILLLL!!!"

Alex continues to inspect her Foxhole. (... Inspect the Foxhole. We may have made a new meaning for sex, everybody. xD)

A familiar man in Cobalt armor aims at the Drunken Man with a Sniper Rifle. He fires, nailing him right in the head.

You don't interrupt my drunken loli-lesb sex.

Suwako raises her hands, gently grabbing Kanako's head.

There~.

Oh, I see. But I guess that makes sense, to focus on a specific goal.

Serethiel finishes eating and smiled once more.

That was perfect.

(You think she knows there were movies made? .... Maybe if I tell her, she will deem it necessary to stop the Author so that the horrors never continue.)

Yukari keeps chewing.

Feels...Ngh....Good.... (It works!)

Your hand......Dick.

...Kanako is definately drunk.

Sanae laughs.

I honestly have no use for others thoughts. So yes, it is easy.

Ah, you have the maids to thank for that.

(Just don't tell Yuuka. We don't need a bloodbath.)

Then I suppose it's time to make this even better.

Alex pulls away his fingers and now begins to taste the Foxhole. (... Hopefully this isn't too detailed, I couldn't think of any other way to put it. xD)

Suwako just... Laughs a little.

What?

I wonder what I should focus on...

Maia began to ponder.

They did wonderfully, I will be sure to thank them.

(On the contrary, a bloodbath is exactly what we need. I shall tell Remilia, Flandre, and Yuuka. Nothing will be left of the horror that is Twilight.)

Oh! Yes.....Yes!!!!~ (Don't worry, it's censored enough.)

I don't know. Kiss me you handsome fool!~

Yes, that is something to think about.

It seems we have an off day today.

(Indeed. May as well tell Utsuho while you're at it.)

Alex continued to taste the Foxhole.

You got it~!

Suwako replied and then immediately proceeded to kiss Kanako. (This is what any of us would do, they'd yell "Kiss me you fool!" and we go "You got it!" xD ...... But what if it was Yuuka? o_o)

I don't know what I'm going to focus on yet.

Oh?

(Utsuho would be going a little far, nuking them off the map... While that would be satisfying, a lot of innocents would be caught in the crossfire.)

Ran enjoys it greatly.

Kanako cooperates. (Simple; You kiss her and hapily wait for her to punch you. And then because she's a girl, you accept the punch.)

Understood.

So maybe we can do something together?

(What if we isolate the hostiles?)

Alex kept it up.

Suwako continued to kiss Kanako for awhile, before finally releasing and smiling. (Won't that end up killing Humans like us, though? ... Well maybe I can survive, I did beat Lu Bu after all...)

Maybe I should look into things I like after studying History.

Of course, I like spending time with you.

(Then that could work out perfectly.)

Ran keeps moaning loudly.

Kanako smiles. (Well yeah but...If you are going to love Yuuka, then expect tough love. Like this.)

If you ever need a job in the future, we can see how good you are in the medical field.

Yay!~

Koakuma claps while smiling in a cute manner.

It was about this time that Alex realized just how much of an endurance that Youkai had... (I have to admit, that must be even harder to do. xD)

That was great~! (Proposing to Yuuka with brass knuckles...... That may be the smartest and dumbest thing in one combo. I'll take my chances with fighting Lu Bu on Chaos. Or maybe Demon's Souls all over again. Those are extremely difficult but at least you can survive.)

Well I wouldn't mind helping others...

Serethiel smiled.

That's adorable...

Ran did indeed have much endurance. (A Youkai would probably be ten times harder to please XP)

Kanako hiccups. (I dunno, as long as Yuuka's tough love didn't kill or hospitalize me, I wouldn't mind so much. XD)

Of course you can decline the offer if you want to follow a different career.

Koakuma blushes.

Koaaaa~....You think Im adorible....!

Koakuma's eyes sparkle.

Alex was determined to please Ran. But he was a little outmatched due to being a Human...

Suwako laughed a little, and then hiccup'd as well. (Bad thing is that it probably would hospitalize you often, and that's if Yuuka doesn't just accidentally kill you one of those times.)

Well I haven't entirely decided yet, but a medical career does sound good.

Serethiel continued to smile.

And it is true, you're very adorable.

Oh, oh...Yeesssss...I think Im going to....

Ran nears her climax.

Kanako begins undressing. (And if you have kids with her? Oh man...Multiplied tough love.)

I think a medical career would work quite well for you. However, the descision is entirely yours.

Koakuma hugs her.

Alex said "Finally" in his mind... He placed the last of his endurance into this.

Suwako stares as Kanako undresses. (Nah, the kids won't be allowed to hurt you. Yuuka will scold them by saying "No, bullying your Father is my job" xP)

I'll definitely consider it, but I want more knowledge of everything before I go straight to something.

Serethiel returned the hug.

Ran finally realeses...Tenko juice.

Kanako begins having trouble removing her shirt. (But if they started bullying other kids, Yuuka would be proud.)

I understand.

So. What should we do?

Alex drank the Tenko Juice and then sat up.

... Phew...

Suwako begins to help with the shirt.

Still, I imagine it's not so easy to get into the medical field for everyone. I won't treat it lightly.

Hm... That's a good question...

That was...Amaing....

Kanako smirks.

It can be difficult for begginers, yes.

Hmm...Miss Patchouli knows about love. Maybe we should ask her.

(Im gonna get some sleep now.)

Nedus chewing

"Hmm?"

(Oi boy, with all the things School wont allow)

Alexes mother knocks on the door "Axi? Honey? Whats going on??"

DrunkGuy somehow dodges, then slaps Mr. GunGuy. Drunk Guy then hugs GunGuy with sobbing "I LOVE YOU TOO MUCH!!" He said while still cry. He proceeded into kissed