The Touhou RPG

Veledren watches Patchouli as she undresses, and quite obviously, he was impressed.

On the TV, this is what was playing; it was a Space Comedy, a man in Orange Power Armor was on top of an extremely tall structure, he was speaking to two others, one in Red Power Armor, and the other in Maroon Power Armor. The man in Orange was atop the large structure because of they were investigating the reason as to why their power wasn't on. They found the problem; a blockage in the system.

Hey Grif! We really need you to clear that blockage!

How?! These pieces are huge! How am I supposed to lift them?!

Well, they do say that some in emotional situations, can get Super Human Strength!

Yeah?! Well what about people in situations where they really DON'T GIVE A FUCK?! What kinda powers do they get?!

Grif!

If you can't lift it, just try clearing it with a grenade!

Uh, is that safe?

None of this is safe, you're gonna start analyzing now?

Hey Grif! Take one of mine!

The Red yells, and then pulls a pin from the grenade and throws it up at Grif. It didn't come close to reaching the top, and then explodes on the ground, sending a nearby crate flying.

Sarge! You pulled the pin out!

Of course I did! Who throws a Grenade with the pin still in it? -- Hey Grif! Catch this one!

Sarge throws another grenade. It comes a little closer to the top.

No! I'm not catching those!

Dammit I can't reach!

The Grenade bounces off of one of the curves of the structure and flies towards Sarge and Maroon. Maroon quickly backs up as the Grenade explodes.

Ah! Cut it out!

Yeah! Let me get back to work up here!

Grif jumps up to the blockage, and a rocket flies by him.

Ya catch that one?!

Grif readies a grenade.

Okay! here we go!

Grif pulls the pin and sets it on the blockage. He then turns and steps over to the edge, looking down at Sarge.

Oh shit! Uh! Where do I go when the Grenade ex-

And then it explodes, a large bolt of energy flies into the sky, and Grif is sent flying.

L.... Lady Yuyuko!

Youmu yelled as the climax happened.

(I made it a little more entertaining for Ran. xD)

Patchouli then walks over, pulling down his pants.

Ran laughs.

As they finish, myon juice spills into Yuyuko (man, shoot me for saying that XD)

Veledren then takes off his shirt.

Grif was screaming through the air -- Literally, he was actually screaming all the way down.

Oh no! He's falling!

The structure's power comes online.

Should we catch him?!

Catch him? Hell no, he'll crush us.

What do we do?!

I got an idea! Let's act like we're gonna catch him, and then we don't!

You jumped out of ships, give him advice!

Oh right. Grif! You should never join that unit! The pay is terrible, the offices are totally disorganized!

Advice on how to land!

Right, so Grif! What you wanna do is...

A loud thud sounds out as Grif impacts the ground.

Try to duck and roll at the last second! That will transfer your momentum!

.... Hey... Sarge? I think he's down already.

Oh right.

Owww.

Heh heh. Simmons you are observant.

Hot sticky Myon juice.

(I won't shoot you for that, because I had to join in on it. xD)

Patchouli gets on her knees and grabs Veledren's...You know.

Ran laughs some more.

Yuyuko pants loudly.

(Oh but it's so hilariously perfect. "Myon juice" XD)

Veledren seemed to enjoy this.

The show continued in the same hilarious manner.

Youmu began to rest next to Yuyuko.

(I gotta go make sure a game runs correctly now. I'll leave you with This however, watch until 1:56. Enjoy.)

Patchouli moves her mouth around it, licking slowly.

Ran watched, very entertained.

Tha-...That was amazing...

(Alright, see ya.)

W-.... Wow...

Veledren said in response.

Alex came back into the room with a plate of chicken, and a fair amount of sides (vegetables, mostly).

Here you go. I'll get a Table if you need one.

He said while handing the plate to Ran.

It was...

Youmu replied, gently moving her hand to the side of Yuyuko's face.

I'm glad that you enjoyed this...

(And the issue with my Computer is resolved, I am happy.)

"Your room? This means, we are going to have..." Kliner jumps to the conclusion

Vance smiles

Guy blushes

I never said anything about my room.

Keine replies.

Flanddre eventually finishes.

Patchouli moves her head up and down, licking the entire thing.

No, no. This is fine. Thank you.

Yuyuko blushes a bit.

Hehe, oh Youmu...I love you...

Reimu smiles.

'Right uh... Lost me again, I have no idea what you two are referring to.'

Aurora simply states.

Veledren had a fairly surprising endurance when it came to this.

Alright.

Alex took a seat next to Ran.

I love you too, Lady Yuyuko...

Keine shrugs.

Patchouli puts it between her breasts.

Ran begins eating at a calm pace.

Yuyuko kisses Youmu slowly.

'I hope all dates aren't this weird.'

Veledren appeared to be getting closer to his climax.

You... Might want to be careful now...

He said as a slight warning of that fact.

Youmu returned the kiss.

"Heh, yeah..."

"So cute..."

Guy bluhes more

It is rather awkward.

Patchouli begins rubbing it with her breasts, being mindful of the warning.

Mmm, this chicken is delicious~

Im so glad this has happened, Youmu...

Flandre blushes.

Reimu stops hugging.

(Ninja'd me.)

'Maybe we should just find out where to go, rather than standing here talking about..... Whatever goes on in that room.'

As the moments passed, it happened. Veledren "released", if you get my meaning.

Ah, thank you. I prepared it carefully. Chicken isn't one of the easiest meals to make, but I think I've just about worked out how to avoid burning it and getting it well cooked.

Youmu smiled.

I'm glad as well, for many reasons...

"We should have dinner" Kliner replies

"Oh, your blushing!"

Guy blushes "You are my Red and White..."

Keine nods.

We should find something to do. ...Besides, only sleeping goes on in that room.

Flandre hides her face.

Oh!

Patchouli, ehh...Will need a bath after that.

It is cooked very well!

Hopefully it worked. Well, I suppose we will know soon enough.

Reimu blinks.

"Your" red and white?

"We can... Watch TV?"

"Hmm? Whats wrong?" Vance asks

"I mean, You are cute!"

'Oh. Well, I don't see all the appeal to that.'

Ah, Aurora. So clueless.

'But dinner could work...... What's TV?'

Ah... Sorry about that.

Alex smiled, blushing very slightly.

I'm glad you like it.

Youmu nodded.

We should see signs soon enough.

Indeed, you are my Red and White.

The Old One stated to Reimu in her mind.

"A box that gives off entertainment, a Television." Kliner replies

Tv...Never seen one.

Stop embarrassing me!!

Patchouli smiles.

No...No need to appologise.

Ran nods.

I do enjoy it.

Honestly, the only reason I let you drink it is because you are the only who knows how to keep the place in shape. If I had drank it, well...

Reimu thinks in her mind.

You are but a spirit, who are you to claim ownership of me?

"Oh... I guess you dont have one. I had one"

"Sorry Flandre..."

"...Hmm?"

'How strange. I wouldn't mind seeing such a magical box.'

Veledren smiled.

Thank you, Patchouli.

Then I did good. Oh, if you're tired, feel free to get ready for bed whenever you like. I don't think we'll be doing anything else for now aside spending time at home.

I understand... I'm happy in either scenario, mi'lady.

Because I can claim control of your body whenever I wish. Why, if I got bored enough, I could force a relationship between you and this man. Or even simply walk you to a room, undress you, and stare at you in the mirror. There's a great many things I can do to you, and that, my dear Reimu, is why you are mine.

Im rather hungry.

It's okay...

Patchouli laughs a bit.

No, no. thank you!

Hmm, I think I will sleep. It sounds nice right now.

Yuyuko nods.

As am I.

Reimu sighs.

This makes me involuntarily your bitch?