The Touhou RPG

(Because the Fourth Wall needs a good redecorating every now and then.)

.... Well with that out of the way, shall we get back to the introductions to the Outside World?

Ah, just as I thought.

(Yeah... that kind of thing. Still, that flash is amazing: Beauty is Humanity )

"Want some tea?"

(Im starting to think 'random' can no longer be used to describe this RP. ...The only way it could get weirder would be if Remilia starts lactating lasers. :V)

Ran nods.

Anderese closes her eyes.

( Suddenly, Remilia lactates lasers right through her dress and allllllllll over Marisa. Who proceeds to exclaim in a questioning tone "M-... Master Spark?!")

Alex's Cellphone rang, he answered it.

Yes?

"Is this Alex?"

It is, may-

"A Priest, at the Church. That's all you need to know for now, I noticed that you managed to summon a Servant."

Er...

"I could feel the presence."

Alex looks to Ran, was he speaking of her?

... Yes, I did.

"Good, get your Servant and come to the Church, questions will be answered there."

Why not-

"Not over the phone."

'The Priest' hung up. Leaving Alex a little confused.

... Well, I guess we have our first lead.

(Im crazy about that flash, but not as much as Touhou though)

"I should go with you, Alex" His father says to Alex

"Why dont I get cool powers!?" Alexes little brother asks

(As odd as some Touhou 4komas are, I can totally see that being made XD)

Strange that he knows of my exsistance. We should proceed with caution.

I don't think he knows entirely who or what you are, Ran. He assumes you're some type of... "Servant", whatever that means.

He looks at his Father.

While I would welcome the help, it would be tactically smart for someone to stay and keep everyone safe.

(I know, right? xD)

"I just want to go with you Son, I am stronger than you and have more knowledge of your powers. I can train you"

Alright... You can come with, I know that you're a little suspicious after I ran off earlier. Let's just make sure that nothing will happen to our home when we go to deal with this.

Alex said, truthfully, he put more faith in Ran to handle things dealing in Magic or being stronger. But he didn't want to argue when it wasn't necessary.

Ran puts her disguise back on.

"Thank you Alex"

Walking will take too long, so we might take the car to the Church.

"Where we are going, we need no car!!"

Ran looks to them.

A...Car?

...... No, seriously. the Church is quite a few miles away, walking would take a few hours, and flying would be painfully obvious in the City.

Alex looked over at Ran and nodded.

Yes, I'll show it to you in a moment. It's how Humans in the Outside World get around.

Suddenly, a Flying saucer comes out from the blue, and Father turns into a gray alien. They all hope into the UFO and flies off to the Church in less than a second

(*Gets slapped*

I told you no futuristic parts you damn Futurist!!!)

None of that really happened, Father is imagining it up, he keeps his eyes shut whiling hearing the song "Time Machine" ( Song: Nue Houjuu )

He hums this melody

None of that actually happens.

Instead they drive to the church.

Yeah, that is what I said

Father is still closing his eyes and humming the melody, while driving

Alex leans over to Ran and whispers.

.... Maybe we should try and lose him before getting to anything dangerous, I don't think he's cut out for a real combat scenario...

Ran nods and silently opens the door.

Dad stops at the Church "Well, here we are. Damn that UFO was cool"

Alex's dad beat them, he is already at the Church