The Touhou RPG

"Dont call me a moron!!"

"Bowser SIR!!"

"What is it Koopaling?" Bowser says, he is hiden in a shadow, but can be seen.

"We have found a member of the squeeks!!"

"FOOL!! I dont care!!" He takes a bite out of a huge chicken wing "TELL ME ABOUT THE DEFENCES!!" Bowser says angerly

"Ehhhaaa... Not that great, only one battleship!! Fully wooden!!"

"Bwahaha... They are helpless!! Even against you two!!" Bowser says with a bowfull laugh

"Yeah.., uhh... huh?" Smart Koopa ends the call

"He better have a good reason for disconnecting so briefly!!" Bowser says with anger

"Bowser your awfullness! He must have a reason!" (Witch Koopa name here) Says

"Oh, Comander squeek!!"

Yukari stands. I'll call you whatever I want!! Flapjacks!!

!!! Ah, yes yes, what is it?

"...CHOWDER!!"

"What is our... uhh... orders?"

Corncakes!!

Patchouli steps between them. Now...Don't fight...

Uhh...Umm...Dance?

"... ... ...PANCAKES!!"

"Dance?"

Yukari grabs him.

Nazrin thinks.

"GAH!!"

"Well, okay"

Remilia then readies the Gungnir again, swooping in quickly to strike Murasa.

Veledren watches Nedus and Yukari as they fight in a rather childish manner.

... Patchouli, I don't think we'll be able to convince them.

Murasa takes the hit, too weak to continue fighting, she falls to the deck.

Patchouli nods. We should probably just let them fight.

Yukari starts to give him a wedgie.

!!! Get rid of that Vampire! Nazrin says, pointing at Remilia.

Remilia turns to Nazrin and the Koopas. She spins the Gungnir with one hand and moves it into a ready stance.

Just try it.

Veledren nods.

Speaking of that... Remilia rushed off in a hurry and hasn't come back, should we go check up on her?

Patchouli nods. We should.

Nazrin backs up. Uhh...Umm...

Now.... I'm in a good mood, if you get away from my Mansion right now... I'll spare you.

Okay, I suppose I'll lead the way, then.

Veledren begins on his way towards the Mansion.

Murasa grabs Remilia's legs, followed by punching her in the stoumach.

Patchouli follows.

"A VAMPIRE!!!" The Koopa grabs a wooden stick "STAND BACK!! I HAVE A STICK AND ATE GARLIC!!"

"W311 3y d1d"

"GRRR!!!" Nedus growled as he pulls down hers hat, over hers face

Yukari puts her finger in her mouth, then into Nedus's ear.

Remilia grunts, but then swiftly strikes Murasa with her free hand.

I've had enough of you!

Veledren ponders.

I wonder what that Ship was heading to the Mansion for, anyway...?

The Smart Koopa hides in his shell, then slams into Remilia

Nedus pokes hers eyes

Murasa gives an evil smile as she commands the ship to ram Remilia's Mansion.

Patchouli shrugs.

Yukari blocks his hand before he can succesfully poke her in the eyes.

Nazrin helps the smart Koopa to his feet.

Murasa watches the fight, her strengh fading.

The ship continues it's course. If someone does not get to the wheel and turn the ship it will crash into the mansion, possibly destroying it.

"Oof!! She is strong, but not strong enough!!" The koopa rushes at Remilia, but he is really a weak target

"Hurr!! Jerk!! Slacker!!"

Murasa crawls towards Remilia, clearly determined to destroy the mansion.

Meanwhile Marisa Kirisame sneaks inside the mansion...With a can of spray paint.

NEDUS GRADULA IS HOMOSEXUAL! Yukari screams to the air.

Remilia turns the wheel just barely within time. The Demon appears behind her, sword raised.

Now, you die.

Remilia turns to the Demon, as the sword is coming down at her, she flinches. The sword is blocked by Veledren and the Heaven's Edge.

My turn.

The Koopa stumbles up

"YUKARI YAKUMO IS A COCKSUCKING SLUT!!!"